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Here are a few of my favourite quotes by Mark Twain. These may vary from time to time, so be alert! Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more. Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live. I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him. It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress. Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow. Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. I'll stop there... for now.
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